Jokes Topic

[Immortal]

Post your best jokes in this topic, i don't care if they are about Blondes, Midgets, Chuck Norris, Dinosaurs, Emos, Fags, Gamers, etc.

Here are some good jokes i know xP

-There are 3 people in a tunnel
 a pessimist, a optimist and a realist
 The Pessimist just sees darkness everywhere
 The optimist Sees a light at the end of the tunnel
 The Realist notices that the light is a train
 And the engineer sees 3 idiots on the track


-Chuck Norris beaten super mario going left


-~Insert name of someone fat you know here~ is so fat that he is sitting in the classroom next to everyone


-A mexican and a afro american are sitting in a car...who is driving?
 A Cop

[ironman]

men who run behind cars get exhausted.
men who run in front of cars get tierd